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life is like a dick, arthur
when it gets hard, fuck it.
life is like a dick, arthur
when it gets hard, fuck it.
Confred Jones
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Last night, a little leprechaun came up to me and told me THAT IF YOU DON'T HAVE SEX WITH ME TONIGHT
YOUR DICK IS GOING TO FALL OFF. WE DON'T WANT THAT NOW DO WE?
Last night, a little leprechaun came up to me and told me THAT IF YOU DON'T HAVE SEX WITH ME TONIGHT
YOUR DICK IS GOING TO FALL OFF. WE DON'T WANT THAT NOW DO WE?
Confred Jones
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hey good lookin' whatcha got cookin'?
nothin' could top the taste of yer cock
hey good lookin' whatcha got cookin'?
nothin' could top the taste of yer cock
Confred Jones
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hey good lookin' whatcha got cookin'?
nothin' could top the taste of your cock
hey good lookin' whatcha got cookin'?
nothin' could top the taste of your cock
Confred Jones
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IF IT'S TRUE WE ARE WHAT WE EAT
THEN I CAN BE YOU BY THE MORNIN'
IF IT'S TRUE WE ARE WHAT WE EAT
THEN I CAN BE YOU BY THE MORNIN'
Confred Jones
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methinks we've gotta make love on the front lawn like crazed weasels
now!
methinks we've gotta make love on the front lawn like crazed weasels
now!
Confred Jones
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I must expel some seminal fluid
MAY I USE YOUR BODY?
I must expel some seminal fluid
MAY I USE YOUR BODY?
Confred Jones
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i miss my teddy bear
would you sleep with me?
i miss my teddy bear
would you sleep with me?
Confred Jones
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hi my name is confred i like buttered biscuits
wanna fuck?
hi my name is confred i like buttered biscuits
wanna fuck?
Confred Jones
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say, how would you like to come over to my place and buzz around?
MY STINGER IS POTENT.
say, how would you like to come over to my place and buzz around?
MY STINGER IS POTENT.
Confred Jones
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Beauty is only skin deep;
A HUGE COCK GOES MUCH DEEPER.
Beauty is only skin deep;
A HUGE COCK GOES MUCH DEEPER.
Confred Jones
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you are the whole reason
god invented boners
you are the whole reason
god invented boners
Confred Jones
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so i heard your cock is suffocating
i know cpr ;)
so i heard your cock is suffocating
i know cpr ;)
Confred Jones
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roses are red, poems are corny
take me to bed cuz i'm feelin' horny
roses are red, poems are corny
take me to bed cuz i'm feelin' horny
Confred Jones
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it ain't how deep you fish
it's how you wiggle your worm
it ain't how deep you fish
it's how you wiggle your worm
Confred Jones
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