Nutminx99

i don't always post a facebook status

but when i do, nobody likes it

bitches

we control our brain

or the brain controls us?

goes on stage to recieve award

nobody claps

what if

we are living in the matrix world right now?

what if

i'm bored...

*cam whores

attack his weakspot?

oh please!

borrows your toilet

never flushes

owning a game in tetris

screwed up and lost at the last 5 seconds

forever alone guy

y u so tall?

public toilet users

y u no flush?!?!?!

Plays flight of the bumble bee

now play it backwards, 10x faster, only using 2 toes, while solving rubik's cubes with one hand while spinning 2 plates with the other hand, with a bunch of chillies on your mouth, while holding your breath and closing 1 eye

the hardest essay i ever wrote was...

"friend"

wife: i'll need 1000 bucks to buy...

husband is not an atm machine