putinho10

gets a phone call from friend who only says "goodbye and thank you for everything"

Drops everything, calls 911, drives half an hour to his house, sees paramedics leaving because "nobody answered the door", kicks down the door. finds friend laughing his ass off. "gotta pay for my broken door, idiot"

I still Haven't seen the official music clip

of Gangnam Style

Well if you could stop complaining about sochi, because you don't like the russian government

that would be great

Asked for help with the groceries

"do you even lift"

gets Dumped

doesn't post song lyrics on facebook

girl posts "i'm ugly" on picture

"yes, you are"

Posts quotes of famous people

- by me

shampoo bottle empty

fill up with water and shake - don't need to buy new

y u no meme

y u no have this part in blue?

uses your restroom

makes it look better than after you use it

not sure if nice shape of ass

or very tight pants

one does not simply

make this hand signal in italy

Tells everybody to be on time at the bar

is 2 hours late and complains nobody offers him a drink