thecandymancan

When someone throws you a surprise party, but you already knew, so you have to act surprised

When your teacher plays the whip and nay nay for the 20th time

What if I told you...

Ski-bi-ki kap-kap And da boom-poom-boo-rro-boom Boom! Two plus two is four. Minus one. Dats three. Quick maths. Everyday mans on the block. Smoke trees. See ya gyal in da park. Dat gyal is a uckers. When da ting went quack-quack-quack. U men were ducking. Hol' tight. Ass-knee. He's gotta pumpee. Hol' tight. My men. He's gotta frisbee. I trap-trap-trap on a road. Moving dat cornflakes. Rice crispies. Hol' tight. My gyal Whitney. The ting go skrrrrrrra. Pa-pa ka-ka-ka Ski-bi-ki-pa-pa And a poom-poom-boo-rro-boom SKYEA! Pom-pong-kon-kong-pon-pon Boom-boom Yao! I don't wanna look like Boo-rro-boom-boom-boo-boo-booom The ting go skrrrrboom Boom-bo-bo-boom-pa-b-boom Ski-bi-ki-pao-boom Boom-boo-b-boom-boom-boom-bo-bo-b-b-oom Ski-bo-po-po-boom I ju... (wat wat) The ting go skrrr (wat wat) Ka-ka-ka-ka-ka (wat wat) Ski-bi-ki-pa (wat wat) Ski-bi-kip-pa-pa (wat wat wat wat) And a poom-poom-boo-rro-boom (wat wat wat wat) Tha gya told me take off ya jacket I said "Babez, mans no' hot" Hop out the four-door with the .44, it was one, two, three and four (our) ---------- ting (ting) Yo dad is 44. Hop out the four-door (four-dour) Boom! Let him know, when i see him I ju... (wat wat) The ting go skrrr (wat wat) Ka-ka-ka-ka-ka (wat wat) Ski-bi-ki-pa (wat wat) Ski-bi-kip-pa-pa (wat wat) SKYEA! Boom-boom-boom-boom-boom-boom-boom-boo-rro-boom-b-b-oom I said "Babez, mans no' hot" AGH, The ting go skrrrra. Ka-ka-ka-ka-ka Ski-bi-di-pa-pa And da boom-boom-boo-rro-boom Hop out the four-door (four-dour) Boom! Let him know, when i see him (is-is-is-DJ-FLEX-flex-flex-x) U know wat it is. Man got e, man got i, excellent.

Son: Yay, i'm 18 now

Father: When I was your age, I was 19

I'm going to steal the declaration of independence

When you light some paper on fire and you find out that it was the declaration of independence

Veruca, I don't give a crap if Violet got another friggin gobstopper.

i'm going to kill you all at the same time