Conspiracy Keanu Meme Generator
Halfway round the park it hits you: what if the dog thinks he's walking you. He does choose the route. He does decide when you stop. You pick up after him. Who is in charge here.
You walk into the kitchen and get déjà vu. What if it's a glitch, and they've just patched the kitchen. You stand very still. The kettle clicks off as if nothing happened.
In the meeting someone calls the slide "teal" and someone else says "that's green". What if nobody sees the same colours and we all just agreed on the names. You stop listening to the budget.
What if the washing machine doesn't lose socks. What if the socks are leaving. You count them. One is gone. It went somewhere. It chose to.
Why it caught on: Keanu Reeves as Ted in Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure (1989), wide eyed mid revelation, took off in 2010. Everyone has had a thought that feels enormous at 3 in the morning and silly at breakfast, and that face makes it worth considering anyway.
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- what if april fools is really on april 2nd / and we have been april fooled all this time
- What if I really am the 1,000,000th visitor / And I just missed out on a free Ipad?
- What if when you walk into a room and forget why you went in there / It's actually God playing Sims and he just cancelled your action?
- What if people used to be able to make wishes / then someone wished they couldn't
- What if calculus teachers are really just pirates / And they use us to find "x" SO they can get their treasure
- what if this meme has 1,000,000 upvotes / but the number of downvotes makes it seem really low?
- wHAT IF OXYGEN MAKES OUR VOICE DEEPER / aND HELIUM BRINGS IT BACK TO NORMAL?
- What if the reason we have no visitors from the future / is because we have no future
- What if anti-virus companies / invented viruses in the first place
- what if internet explorer is really shit / because no-one sends an error report
- WHAT IF ACTUALLY THERE IS AFTERLIFE / AND OUR GRANDMA IS WATCHING US MASTURBATE
- What if deja vu means you actually died / and are returning to your last checkpoint
- If two lesbians are in a relationship / Who makes the sandwiches?
- If the devil only punishes bad people / Doesn't that make him good
- what if princess Peach wants to be with Bowser / But mario keeps kidnapping her
- what if santa is real / but nobody is good enough to get a present?
- WHAT IF GOD IS SECRETLY RECRUITING SMART PEOPLE / AND USING THE BIBLE TO FIGURE OUT WHO THE DUMB ONES ARE?
- What if fruit loops / are just gay cheerios?
- What if the 1st person to eat a poisnous berry was just highly allergic / and now we're missing out on an amazing berry?
- WHAT IF TEETH ARE WORTH THOUSANDS / AND THE TOOTH FAIRY RIPPED ME OFF ALL THOSE YEARS?