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Sunday morning. You can't stand up, you can't form words, someone has to help you drink water and you've lost a sock. You are 34. This is just being a baby with a bank account.

Eleven at night at the wedding. Uncle Steve is crying into the cake and falling asleep sitting up. The actual baby went to bed at seven and is the most sober member of the family.

At the office party, Linda from payroll says "I swear to you" and starts a story about the photocopier. It lasts forty minutes. It has no ending. She is very proud of it.

Night bus, two in the morning. The man opposite started a story with "so I says" twenty minutes ago and hasn't yet got to what he said. He nods off, wakes up, and carries on from exactly the same word.

Why it caught on: a bald baby in a navy cardigan sits at a pub table beside a full pint, with the heavy eyes of closing time. The pint isn't his. Imagining a toddler's day as a hangover isn't far off, and vice versa.

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