fat chinese kid Meme Generator
The takeaway asks "is that everything?" You say yes. Then you add prawn crackers, a spring roll and "whatever the chef recommends". The order is for one. The bag needs two hands.
"How many slices do you want?" asks your flatmate. "How many are there?" you reply, already reaching.
Someone has brought cake into the office. You're in a meeting two floors up. You can sense it. You leave "to take a call". The call is cake.
Gran rings on Sunday. She doesn't ask how you are. She asks what you've eaten. You tell her. She has never been prouder of anyone.
Why it caught on: a laughing toddler with an orange toy phone, whose name isn't known, looks like he's just heard the pizza place is open late. The kind half of the page is about appetite, the rest leans on tired stereotypes, and he's only a happy kid on a toy phone.
Best fat chinese kid posts
- yes, about your salad menu / I'll have everything except that.
- how many pizzas do you want? / how many pizzas do you have?
- HERRO PORICE / A BLACK MAN HA STOLEN MY CHICKEN WINGS
- OH SHIT I CAN'T SEE / CALL AN AMBULANCE I WON'T EAT IT THIS TIME
- mom / why you put vegetables in my lunch box
- Hi / Nice to eat you
- confusius says..... / he who goes to bed with itchy bum.......wake up with stinky fingers
- hai grandma / no, this time i only ate breakfast 3 times
- Favorite musical instrument? / the lunch bell
- calories / gotta catch 'em all
- I NEED 200 BIG MACS, / AND A 57 CARTONS OF FRIES
- HERRO RELCOME TO SHITY WOK / MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER PREASE
- oh, it's your birfday? / i will find you and i will eat all your cake
- How many pizza rolls do I want? / How many pizza rolls do you have?
- what do you mean you love me long time? / i ain't got all day, lady
- i want to complain bout your frozen curry / it said feed family of four on box
- MOM / Bathroom!
- hai just calling for / another ambulance i ate the last one
- harro m'donnos / ken u supa size my supa size oda?
- daddy / i made global warming in my pants