Fernando Is Faster Than You Meme Generator
Your manager says they've decided to let Jake lead the pitch, just this once, and could you send him your slides? You made the slides. Jake made a coffee.
Christmas dinner. "Your cousin's just bought a house, isn't that lovely?" You confirm that you understood the message.
Your nine-year-old fixes the TV in three button presses. You had been at it for twenty minutes with the manual open on your knee.
The person on the treadmill next to you started after you, is running faster, and is also reading a book.
Why it caught on: at Hockenheim in 2010, Ferrari's Rob Smedley told Felipe Massa "Fernando is faster than you" to let Alonso by while team orders were banned. Nobody was fooled: Ferrari was fined $100,000 and the ban was dropped the next year.
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