You said you want to have a threesome / so i made a clone of myself
A Overly Attached Girlfriend post.
You skip one lesson on the language app. By teatime it has sent four reminders, two sad faces and a message saying "These reminders don't seem to be working". It knows where you live. It knows when you eat. Your mum likes every photo you've posted since 2013, in a single evening. Then she rings to ask who the girl in the 2016 holiday picture is, whether she's still around, and whether she's eating properly. Third date. He's made you a playlist. It has 112 songs. Track one is called "the day we met", which was eleven days ago, and track 112 is a song he's written about your future children's names. You bought a toaster online once. The shop now emails every morning. "We miss you." "Still thinking about toasters?" "Is everything OK at home?" You've unsubscribed three times. It isn't taking no for an answer. **Why it caught on:** Laina Morris posted a YouTube parody of Justin Bieber's "Boyfriend" in 2012, playing a character whose wide, unblinking stare is affection that has already checked your location, and she turned the attention into a YouTube career of her own.