I am no man!
A I Am No Man post.
The sign says "no ball games". You and your nephew are playing frisbee. Frisbee is not a ball. He is ten and you have taught him well. The diet says no sugar after 8pm. It is 7:59. The dessert is on the spoon and the spoon is in your mouth. The office policy bans personal heaters. You bring a heated blanket. It isn't a heater, legally. It's bedding. Your landlord said no pets. You have a goldfish named Gerald. Gerald is, in your view, decor. **Why it caught on:** Éowyn's answer to the Witch-king at the Pelennor Fields in The Return of the King (2003) is fantasy's best-known loophole, and Miranda Otto's delivery made it the go-to for winning on a technicality.