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Gets girlfriend pregnant

Dumps her for gaining too much weight

Gets girlfriend pregnant

Dumps her for gaining too much weight

Scumbag Steve

1

His kid is cranky and needs a nap

Takes her to the store so she can throw a big fit in public

His kid is cranky and needs a nap

Takes her to the store so she can throw a big fit in public

Scumbag Steve

7

His kid has a tantrum at the store

Takes her outside until she calms down

His kid has a tantrum at the store

Takes her outside until she calms down

Good Guy Greg

1

Fantasy NBA team:

Gasol, Anthony, Bynum, Rose, Bryant

Fantasy NBA team:

Gasol, Anthony, Bynum, Rose, Bryant

Bad Luck Brian

0

I barely knew you in high school

and I just wanted to say your new baby totally has his mother's smile

I barely knew you in high school

and I just wanted to say your new baby totally has his mother's smile

Annoying Facebook Girl

1

I'm getting married in Hawaii

and my friends can't afford to go

I'm getting married in Hawaii

and my friends can't afford to go

First World Problems

4

spiderman hospital

0

My Mercedes is in the shop

Now I have to drive my three-year-old Lexus

My Mercedes is in the shop

Now I have to drive my three-year-old Lexus

First World Problems

1

Play that "You're killing me, larry" ad one more time

I dare you, I double dare you

Play that "You're killing me, larry" ad one more time

I dare you, I double dare you

Jules Pulp Fiction

0

My favorite TV show

My favorite TV show

First World Problems

0

I thought it was gonna be cold, but it isn't

Now I have to carry my jacket around all day

I thought it was gonna be cold, but it isn't

Now I have to carry my jacket around all day

First World Problems

0

Check Engine light came on a few days ago

Today it turned off

Check Engine light came on a few days ago

Today it turned off

Success Kid

1

Five Celebrity Rehab contestants have died?

Who would've thought drug addicts were more likely to die?

Five Celebrity Rehab contestants have died?

Who would've thought drug addicts were more likely to die?

Willy Wonka

0

Actual Advice Mallard

is not for duck jokes

Actual Advice Mallard

is not for duck jokes

Actual Advice Mallard 1

16

Everyone on Facebook's talking about their happy Valentine's Day

and I'm just sitting here masturbating

Everyone on Facebook's talking about their happy Valentine's Day

and I'm just sitting here masturbating

Spiderman Desk

1

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