superH12345

Couldn't do HW because your Cat had kittens at your grandmother's birthday after your sister's dance recital.

There was no Homework

with this license

you can now legally kill pokemon

Dude, medicine

is the best medicine

Brace yourself

hell week is coming

And, tonight, 'twas the first time A .45ACP REMINGTON Model 1911 R1 Enhanced Threaded Barrel took over everything in unisen with A .45ACP SD XD 45 ACP. So MUCH SO THAT A 10MM GLOCK G20 jumpS INTO THE FRAY into vats of poisonous FALSE PROLETARIAT eyes and ficis while OBAMA screwed the WHITE HOUSE AND THE VAST POPULATION AT LARGE...

Meanwhile, THE SECRET SERVICE shoOtS THE OFFENDING AUTOCRATIZING FIGUREHEADED PREY IN ITS SELF-ENVISUALIZED CAGE OF DOOM AND DESPAIR.

washes hands

after masturbating

takes drugs whilst very manic

Barely notices a difference.

not sure if impedances are perfect

or twin is malfunctioning

You’ve got quite the collection of facebook posts,

Tell me again how you don’t have time to fill out job aplicaitons.

Tries to fart in class

Sharts

i want to suicide in aram without giving a kill

but i have too much armor to tank turrets and they killed me when they respawned

You have to work on your birthday?

I don't care!

Why don't you slip into something more comfertable,

like a comma

HIS BALLSACK DROPPED THIS WIDE

LIKE A FREKKIN ALIEN

Kissing in the rain?

I hope you get pneumonia