Condescending School Guidance Counselor
Condescending School Guidance Counselor

Condescending School Guidance Counselor

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  • Created Mar 15, 2014

Condescending School Guidance Counselor

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  • 5
  • 177 Posts
  • Created Mar 15, 2014
Disgusted with the writhing mass of teenagers and their loose morals, the Condescending School Guidance Counselor always has wise and pithy advice for her students. She always addresses them directly,… [ more ]
Disgusted with the writhing mass of teenagers and their loose morals, the Condescending School Guidance Counselor always has wise and pithy advice for her students. She always addresses them directly, giving them an alternative by which they could be more successful in school. Her advice always places the blame for personal problems or poor performance back on the students' shoulders... where it belongs. Top Line: offers an option to the current behavior, such as, "Maybe if you ..." Bottom Line: compares with current actions and provides an improved outcome, as in, "... instead of ..., you would ..." Example: "Maybe if you opened a book / instead of your blouse, you wouldn't have to repeat freshman year."