Life, It’s a bitch and beautiful ride at the same fucking time. You haven’t lived, till you’ve chewed a scotch. Till you’ve had that first kiss. Till you’ve seen the universe under a cornfield. Till you’ve lost the best you’ve ever had, or when you think what you’ve lost, was the best. And I’ll tell you what, It just keeps marching on. That thing called life. She moves on, life moves on. You gotta dig deep. You gotta find the you in you. Everyone’s got their poor me shit. Everyone’s been through their own hell. Just be a good person. Be genuine. True to your heart and your roots. Being raised right was what lead you down the right path, follow it. It’s guidance and the right way. Eat it up. Do it. Everyday. Always. Even when it seems like you’re in the corner, you, yes you, make the world go away. Make it yours. Always do what’s right. Never apologize for being right and for being the good. This world can use all it can get.
by Anon-1182680748
After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came for counseling. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the years they had been married. On and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured. Finally, after allowing this for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and after asking the wife to stand, he embraced and kissed her long and passionately as her husband watched - with a raised eyebrow. The woman shut up and quietly sat down as though in a daze. The therapist turned to the husband and said, "This is what your wife needs at least 3 times a week. Can you do this?" "Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I fish."
by Anon-101277076
It's me Baby Kata I have a huge diarrhea If you fart like you don't care Raise your bog rolls in the air Pee-pee, poo-poo Wee-hee, hoo-a, hoo-a Pee-pee, poo-poo Wee-hee, hoo-a, hoo-a When you take a comfort stop You feel like you reach the top Choco balls are gonna pop It's the sound of the sound of the big flop Every poop is so fantastic Every poop is so terrific Everybody look at me I'm makin' a big poopy Pee-pee, poo-poo Wee-hee, hoo-a, hoo-a Pee-pee, poo-poo Wee-hee, hoo-a, hoo-apee-pee, poo-poo Wee-hee, hoo-a, hoo-a Pee-pee, poo-poo Wee-hee, hoo-a, hoo-a Let me show you magic tricks Brown monkey does gymnastics Tiny turds or massive bricks I like to share my poop pics Every poop is so fantastic Every poop is so terrific Are you ready for action? It's time to release the Kraken Pee-pee, poo-poo Wee-hee, hoo-a, hoo-a Pee-pee, poo-poo Wee-hee, hoo-a, hoo-apee-pee, poo-poo Wee-hee, hoo-a, hoo-a Pee-pee, poo-poo Wee-hee, hoo-a, hoo-a Come on! Drop it now!
by Anon-207242924
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