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I don't always occupy places
but when i do, i never wear deodorant
I don't always occupy places
but when i do, i never wear deodorant
The Most Interesting Man In The World
  • 0
you better shut the
window before you catch a cold from the cross breeze.
you better shut the
window before you catch a cold from the cross breeze.
Successful Black Man
  • 0
welcome to the projects
management team, your desk is right over there.
welcome to the projects
management team, your desk is right over there.
Successful Black Man
  • 0
i don't always snort coke through a dollar bill
but when i do it's usually off a hookers breasts
i don't always snort coke through a dollar bill
but when i do it's usually off a hookers breasts
The Most Interesting Man In The World
  • 0
they wanted ice cream
so i put them on ice
they wanted ice cream
so i put them on ice
Vengeance Dad
  • 1
they told me to get a toupee
now i have three
they told me to get a toupee
now i have three
Vengeance Dad
  • 2
I don't always put hot sauce on my burger
but when i do my asshole becomes a dragons nostril
I don't always put hot sauce on my burger
but when i do my asshole becomes a dragons nostril
The Most Interesting Man In The World
  • 1
i don't always say bless you when people sneeze
but when i do i usually don't mean it
i don't always say bless you when people sneeze
but when i do i usually don't mean it
The Most Interesting Man In The World
  • 1
I see you got a tattoo of a bruise on your arm
i didn't know your husband was such a talented artist
I see you got a tattoo of a bruise on your arm
i didn't know your husband was such a talented artist
Willy Wonka
  • 2
i asked for a coke and got a pepsi
it's not the same thing
i asked for a coke and got a pepsi
it's not the same thing
First World Problems
  • 2
i just can't seem to
get three stars on this angry birds level
i just can't seem to
get three stars on this angry birds level
First World Problems
  • 1
your friend cut himself shaving
finish the job!
your friend cut himself shaving
finish the job!
Insanity Wolf
  • 2
they wanted to wish me a happy fathers day
but i could barely hear them through the burlap
they wanted to wish me a happy fathers day
but i could barely hear them through the burlap
Vengeance Dad
  • 2
they wanted to hire a magician for their birthday party
so I made them disappear
they wanted to hire a magician for their birthday party
so I made them disappear
Vengeance Dad
  • 1
they asked for a mini van to have more room
so i had to cut them down to size
they asked for a mini van to have more room
so i had to cut them down to size
Vengeance Dad
  • 1

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