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julia123

i don't always run out of toilet paper

but when i do i use your sheets

i don't always run out of toilet paper

but when i do i use your sheets

Douchebag Roommate

2

takes girl to movies

"oh hey can you get my ticket babe?"

takes girl to movies

"oh hey can you get my ticket babe?"

Scumbag Steve

2

you're going to hell

you little faggot

you're going to hell

you little faggot

Hilda de Caballito

9

had my only son die for your sins. "how did him dying make you forgive our sins?"

had my only son die for your sins. "how did him dying make you forgive our sins?"

God

136

too fat to fit through the door

give me credit for losing 5 lbs

too fat to fit through the door

give me credit for losing 5 lbs

First World Problems

1

"...I would take the other hand with the falafel thing and I'd just put it on your p***y..."

look it up. i got "loofa" and "falafel" mixed up when i was sexually harassing my producer.

"...I would take the other hand with the falafel thing and I'd just put it on your p***y..."

look it up. i got "loofa" and "falafel" mixed up when i was sexually harassing my producer.

Bill O'Reilly Proves God

1

if everyone's legs bent the other way

what would chairs look like?

if everyone's legs bent the other way

what would chairs look like?

Stoner Dog

2

can't tell if wayne brady is gay

or really straight

can't tell if wayne brady is gay

or really straight

Futurama Fry

3

sorry, can't leave computer

sorry, can't leave computer

Butthurt Dweller

1

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