EgoAtlas

Guys wait

i can't hear my food

You say Snookie from MTV is pregnant?

Im sure that child wants an abortion

Dora The explorer

y u no get gps?

we've all heard the song, and this may sound crazy

but quote that shit again and i'll shoot you maybe

Takes two aleve for headache

overdoses

so i says to the copper i says

yolo

dad steals his teen girlfriend

still lives with him so his mom isn't overburdened

if women spend more time in the kitchen

why are the best chefs men?

HAS FULL HP

snaps away the health pickup you needed

How does a blind person

know when they're done wiping?

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im talented

i don't always flush

but when i do it's royal

calls skype test call

nobody anwsers

Forgets homework

teacher doesn't go over it

quit job, protest wall st

demand jobs