commando_69

They said I wasn't strong enough to play on the football team

They weren't strong enough to crawl for help

I'm gonna blast you

r credit rating after I help you settle all your debts

I'm gonna bust a cap

tive child out of prison in africa

I'm gonna bust a cap

itol record with my conviction rating

Walks past kfc

doesn't flinch

If fat chicks are so desperate to get laid

why the hell do they always say no?

I don't always have sex, but when I do

it's usually with my hand, or an ugly chick, not ugly as in she hit every branch on the ugly tree ugly, but ugly in a sense you wouldn't want to show her to your friends, like you would only bang her for the sake of getting laid, yea, that ugly

I don't always watch bill cosby do stand up, but when I do

flip floppity gumbo chops eatin the pudding

I don't always get laid

...forever alone

If women are from venus and men are from mars then flip flop, wiggle wop, fliggle glaggle floppagumbo

Thinks about getting a text from a hot girl, gets a text minutes later

it's about my phone bill