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oh im sorry daddy, your too tired to read me a bedtime story?

well now you can rest in peace nigga

oh im sorry daddy, your too tired to read me a bedtime story?

well now you can rest in peace nigga

Disaster Girl

1

they fucking lied about the tooth fairy

what did they expect?

they fucking lied about the tooth fairy

what did they expect?

Disaster Girl

1

only 5 presents this christmas?

now they can tell jesus happy birthday in person

only 5 presents this christmas?

now they can tell jesus happy birthday in person

Disaster Girl

13

that house gave out dental floss. \they done fucked up

that house gave out dental floss. \they done fucked up

Disaster Girl

0

that house gave out dental floss. they done fucked up

that house gave out dental floss. they done fucked up

Disaster Girl

1

you ever seen "The bad Seed?"

i watched that shit like 50 times

you ever seen "The bad Seed?"

i watched that shit like 50 times

Disaster Girl

2

i feel like i don't even know you anymore

dave......DAve......DAvid?

i feel like i don't even know you anymore

dave......DAve......DAvid?

Internet Husband

1

ya know babe i have needs too..

He said, "yea you needs to get the fuck out of here"

ya know babe i have needs too..

He said, "yea you needs to get the fuck out of here"

Internet Husband

1

when are you going to get off that thing?

he said, "i wait for the cumshot scene."

when are you going to get off that thing?

he said, "i wait for the cumshot scene."

Internet Husband

1

honey are you coming to bed?

honey are you coming to bed?

Internet Husband

1

oh yea? you used to be in the army?

so why aren't you still there?

oh yea? you used to be in the army?

so why aren't you still there?

Willy Wonka

1

whoa wait so you have 700 facebook friends?

you must be like the most popular person ive ever met

whoa wait so you have 700 facebook friends?

you must be like the most popular person ive ever met

Willy Wonka

1

wow, your facebook quotes are so meaningful

tell me again where you obtained this forbidden knowledge?

wow, your facebook quotes are so meaningful

tell me again where you obtained this forbidden knowledge?

Willy Wonka

2

you don't support gay marriage?

i guess you don't like girl-on-girl porn either

you don't support gay marriage?

i guess you don't like girl-on-girl porn either

Willy Wonka

1

cool torn jeans

you must not care that you buy clothes with holes already in them

cool torn jeans

you must not care that you buy clothes with holes already in them

Willy Wonka

1

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