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When did I say that?

And how were you moving at the time?

When did I say that?

And how were you moving at the time?

Professor Einstein

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I never said what you say i said.

Proper citation, or it didn't happen. Please don't put words in my mouth.

I never said what you say i said.

Proper citation, or it didn't happen. Please don't put words in my mouth.

Professor Einstein

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I never said what you say I said

Proper Citation, Or it didn't happen.

I never said what you say I said

Proper Citation, Or it didn't happen.

Professor Einstein

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Professor Einstein

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You Really Believe

That shit, bro?

You Really Believe

That shit, bro?

Professor Einstein

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I used to think God didn't play dice with the universe...

But now it's clear he crapped out when he made you.

I used to think God didn't play dice with the universe...

But now it's clear he crapped out when he made you.

Professor Einstein

1

Half the shit you say I said

Half the shit you say I said

Professor Einstein

1

Half the shit I said

Half the shit I said

Professor Einstein

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I refuse to have a battle of wits with anyone...

...who doesn't know differential Geometry

I refuse to have a battle of wits with anyone...

...who doesn't know differential Geometry

Professor Einstein

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I really wanted to make some salmon for dinner...

... but I used up all the capers on yesterday's eggs benedict.

I really wanted to make some salmon for dinner...

... but I used up all the capers on yesterday's eggs benedict.

First World Problems

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I Really wanted to Microwave some salmon for dinner...

...But All I've got is a chest freezer full of ahi steaks.

I Really wanted to Microwave some salmon for dinner...

...But All I've got is a chest freezer full of ahi steaks.

First World Problems

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I REALLY WANTED TO MICROWAVE SOME SALMON FOR DINNER...

I REALLY WANTED TO MICROWAVE SOME SALMON FOR DINNER...

First World Problems

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I really want salmon for dinner

But there's Only Ahi in the freezer

I really want salmon for dinner

But there's Only Ahi in the freezer

First World Problems

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