Dandy Andy

I've no desire to hang around with a bunch of upper-class delinquents, do 20 minutes' work and then spend the rest of the day loafing about in Paris drinking gallons of champagne and having dozens of moist, pink, highly experienced French peasant girls galloping up and down my...

HANG On!

your mother

has just called

one might as well be

HANGED FOR A SHEEP as for a lamb.

He who sups with the devil

should have a really long spoon.

hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.

My ex-girlfriend had a really weird fetish.

SHE USED TO LIKE TO DRESS UP AS HERSELF AND THEN ACT LIKE A F*CKING BITCH ALL THE TIME.

A man cannot win an argument with a woman

THEY CAN ALWAYS ADD SOMETHING MORE TO WHAT THEY ARE SAYING.

one tongue is enough for a woman.

handsome is...

as handsome does.

But what is happiness

except the simple harmony between a man and the life he leads.

all the world's a stage

all

the world's a stage

an open foe may prove a curse

but a pretended friend is worse.

A man's got to do

wHAT A MAN'S GOT TO DO.

verily young sir

i had coitus with your mother