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That moment when

You get the final kill

Challenged authority

gets voted for president

That moment when u get your final report card

and u pass all classes

that moment when

you meet the newb using aim bots

that moment when

your sibling lowers your k/d

why doesn't hitler go to a strip club?

Cause he DOESN'T like poles

How do you pick up jewish girls?

With a broom and a dust pan

i don't always camp, but when i do

AWP

i don't always drink but when i do

it's to forget that i made you

when you got a hot girlfriend

and some other dude it talking to her

One does simply

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if you work at a st.judes hospital

is it offensive to wear hair nets?

Says he's a hard drinker

passes out after 2 shots

Roses are red, Violets are blue

I like being purple, how about you?

when you know santa clause is fake

and parents lecture you about lying