XDLOL

CLEVER

GIRL

"wait...

you can trick a hoverboard?"-Tally

if misqutoes drink our blood

when they bleed is it there blood

When you hat your life

And u know people don’t like you

When no one like you

But you still play it off

Has day off

Is sick

when a sniper shot misses

hits you

when your girl pregenant she says she aint cheatin

but you havent fucked her yet

If money doesn't grow on trees

then where does paper come from?

Me in a maths exam

What Was I doing here again?

Why would she take a taxi

When Freddy wanted to walk her home

Shakespeare for Republicans

Trumpty Dumpty tried to build a great wall Now Trumpty Dumpty will have a great fall All the king's donors and all Putin's men Will not get Trumpty elected again Trumpty Dumpty lied and he cheated His friends and his allies have all been subpoenaed When Trumpty Dumpty is marched off to jail Will Ivanka and Jared put up his bail? Trumpty Dumpty once had it all Now he sits hoping Ras-Putin will call Maybe he gets off with five to ten But they can never put Trumpty together again Trumpty Dumpty will have a great cell Al Capone would have thought it was swell I hope Trumpty Dumpty thinks it's all funny While Melania and Stormy spend all his money

math math math

when are we going to use this in real life

uh what

what is that ball of fire in the sky about to kill me

If my mouth can't move

then where are the words coming from