How how long is a New York miniut?

then i'd eat a bagel...with some lox...and then i'd take a mikvah...then i'd buy some loud cheap rhinestone blouses...on sale a bloomies...then i'd count my gelt for a coupla hours...then i'd complain and whine until someone agreed with me...then some more lox and bagel...and maybe a blintz...

...A NEW YORK MINUTE IS AS LONG AS IT TAKES A JEW TO DOWN A LOX AND BAGEL...OR MAYBE BILK YOU OUT OF YOUR LIFE SAVINGS.