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Unpopular Opinion Puffin - The story of Jesus isn't so impressive What if his mother just had an affair?
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Derp

6 years ago
  
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The "Virgin" Mary was really a prostitute, and she would've been stoned to death if anyone found out she gave birth to a bastard child, so she played it off like she was knocked up by god. Joseph was likely her pimp.

Anonymous-1697858732

6 years ago
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@Derp: You mix up things a little bit. It's said Maria Magdalena was a prostitute. She was the lover of Jesus. His mother Maria was married with Joseph.

Anonymous-1288551252

6 years ago
  
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it was a virgin birth. you can prove the virginity of a woman.

Derp

6 years ago
2
@Anonymous-1288551252
They didn't even have the knowledge or technology to prove a woman's virginity back then. Joseph was pimping that bitch.

Anonymous-1697858732

6 years ago
1
@Derp
Lol! Just take a look at a girls p... Even the muslims know that! It was a different time. More respect of the religion.

Anonymous-783989332

6 years ago
  
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it is impressive! he was not an affair! he came to save us all, he died for us, he rose again for us, i do NOT think this is funny! sorry if i am being mean, but i believe no one should make a joke about that! sorry if i am being mean.

Anonymous-1710596716

6 years ago
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@Anonymous-783989332
Nothing is above scrutiny. Not even your sacred fables.

Anonymous-1196334754

6 years ago
  
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Jesus was a jew, and Joseph wasn't the father. Mary was an Arab, meaning that Jesus had to have been the child of another lover.
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