atmos

status yellow We are currently recovering from a database failure and have

success

LINKED DATAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

brntbeer is overdoses on alcohol

all the time

Fuck you

Finds

all the dicks

BUNDLEEEEEEEEEER!!!!!

meme me if you're using nohup

you're gonna have a bad time

pager go

fuck you

TNM!!!!!

TRAININGAAAAAAAAAAPP!!!!!

graph me -2hour alias(summarize(sum(pepa.pushes.apns.*),"1min"),"APNS success") + alias(summarize(sum(pepa.failures.apns.*),"1min"),"APNS failure") + alias(summarize(sum(pepa.pushes.gcm.*),"1min"),"GCM

success

nailed it

PRRRRRRYYY!!!!!

ZONEEEEEEEEEES!!!!!

X-FORWARDED-PROTOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!