Funkmeister

YO DAWG

10 YEARS AGO WE HAD STEVE JOBS, BOB HOPE, AND JOHNNY CASH, SO WE PUT A STEVE JOBS IN YOUR STEVE JOBS, A BOB HOPE IN YOUR BOB HOPE, AND A JOHNNY CASH IN YOUR JOHNNY CASH, SO NOW YOU CAN HAVE NO JOBS WHILE YOU JOB, NO HOPE WHILE YOU HOPE, AND NO CASH WHILE YOU CASH. GOD I FUCKING HATE MY LIFE. MARYBELLE? IS THAT YOU? PLEASE COME BACK TO ME

STOP

DOING MEMES

This is my orgasm face

Ambulate, wench

remove thyself from my path

I am slender and umbrageous, yea, verily I am the only individual who is umbrageous

all others who art umbrageous are merely impostors

How about "never"?

Does "never" work for you?

I don't always use condoms...

actually, I never use condoms