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told me to turn down the volume...

i turned up their screams.

told me to turn down the volume...

i turned up their screams.

Disaster Girl

26

you'll close the door when you leave my room next time, right?

you'll close the door when you leave my room next time, right?

Disaster Girl

30

maybe next time

they will listen when I say take me to chuck e cheese...

maybe next time

they will listen when I say take me to chuck e cheese...

Disaster Girl

24

they told me to go to sleep at 8pm

so i put them to sleep forever

they told me to go to sleep at 8pm

so i put them to sleep forever

Disaster Girl

64

dad wouldn't turn on the air conditioning

i turned on the heat

dad wouldn't turn on the air conditioning

i turned on the heat

Disaster Girl

38

Slept in on christmas Morning

Slept in on christmas Morning

Disaster Girl

38

Disaster Girl

198

Eat your vegetables, they said. Be a good girl, they said.

Put down the matches, they said...

Eat your vegetables, they said. Be a good girl, they said.

Put down the matches, they said...

Disaster Girl

319

They laughed when I was alone on Valentine's day,

I laughed when they didn't smell the gas.

They laughed when I was alone on Valentine's day,

I laughed when they didn't smell the gas.

Disaster Girl

51

they didn't take me to disneyland

so i took them to hell

they didn't take me to disneyland

so i took them to hell

Disaster Girl

86

they told me not to cry

i told them not to scream

they told me not to cry

i told them not to scream

Disaster Girl

359

they said i would have to miss your birthday

I said i will miss them too

they said i would have to miss your birthday

I said i will miss them too

Disaster Girl

100

Give me the candy you said you had in the van.

Give me the candy you said you had in the van.

Disaster Girl

940

right way round

right way round

Success Kid

22

Realizes misspelled a Long word using swype

phone gets it right anyways

Realizes misspelled a Long word using swype

phone gets it right anyways

Success Kid

13

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