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mordecai

oh gee i'd only ever been called a princess before <3

oh gee i'd only ever been called a princess before <3

Musically Oblivious 8th Grader

1

more like mega borrrring

more like mega borrrring

Musically Oblivious 8th Grader

1

..heh ya i just farted

..heh ya i just farted

Musically Oblivious 8th Grader

1

they wanted to learn how a saw worked

so i showed them first hand...then the other

they wanted to learn how a saw worked

so i showed them first hand...then the other

Vengeance Dad

9

Bought twist off tops

been twisting back and forth all night

Bought twist off tops

been twisting back and forth all night

Technologically Impaired Duck

1

omg ya my head is filled with radio songs i could sing them all day

omg ya my head is filled with radio songs i could sing them all day

Musically Oblivious 8th Grader

2

omg i luv punk wooo anarchy

omg i luv punk wooo anarchy

Musically Oblivious 8th Grader

4

family game night

they told me to go fish i told them to go F**k themselves

family game night

they told me to go fish i told them to go F**k themselves

Vengeance Dad

0

wanted pet fish

now they swim with them

wanted pet fish

now they swim with them

Vengeance Dad

2

wanted fireworks for the 4th of july

so i strapped a bomb to each one of them

wanted fireworks for the 4th of july

so i strapped a bomb to each one of them

Vengeance Dad

2

lose the remote

lose the remote

Vengeance Dad

2

don't want to take out the garbage?

find yourself rotting in it in the morning

don't want to take out the garbage?

find yourself rotting in it in the morning

Vengeance Dad

2

family game night

murder in the dark...i win

family game night

murder in the dark...i win

Vengeance Dad

2

reading the morning paper

look who showed up in the obituaries

reading the morning paper

look who showed up in the obituaries

Vengeance Dad

2

they didn't want to go to the dentist

so i ripped out all their teeth

they didn't want to go to the dentist

so i ripped out all their teeth

Vengeance Dad

2

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