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Updating my status to "out clubbing"
Actually Playing skyrim
Updating my status to "out clubbing"
Actually Playing skyrim
Forever Alone
  • 1
she said the whiskey was killing my liver
so i took hers
she said the whiskey was killing my liver
so i took hers
Vengeance Dad
  • 2
They blew out my candles
I blew out the pilot light
They blew out my candles
I blew out the pilot light
Vengeance Dad
  • 3
THey served me asparagus for dinner
I served them cyanide for dessert
THey served me asparagus for dinner
I served them cyanide for dessert
Vengeance Dad
  • 2
I do like you.. but not in that way
said siri
I do like you.. but not in that way
said siri
Forever Alone
  • 3
Got frisked by airport security last week
still got an erection
Got frisked by airport security last week
still got an erection
Forever Alone
  • 3
she joked my "gun" was too small
it did the job
she joked my "gun" was too small
it did the job
Vengeance Dad
  • 2
If i chopped my hand of and drink the blood
could I still bleed to death?
If i chopped my hand of and drink the blood
could I still bleed to death?
Philosoraptor
  • 0
i forgot what im doing here...
oh yeah to remind you how much of an insignificant mongoloid cunt you are
i forgot what im doing here...
oh yeah to remind you how much of an insignificant mongoloid cunt you are
The Most Interesting Man In The World
  • 1
Been in a coma for 3 months
nobody knew.
Been in a coma for 3 months
nobody knew.
Forever Alone
  • 13
teacher confiscated my phone
Jokes on her
teacher confiscated my phone
Jokes on her
Forever Alone
  • 12
asked dr for prostate exam
he said no
asked dr for prostate exam
he said no
Forever Alone
  • 2
waiting to be picked for 5 aside
maybe next time
waiting to be picked for 5 aside
maybe next time
Forever Alone
  • 1
Saves junk mail
to have something to open on valentines day
Saves junk mail
to have something to open on valentines day
Forever Alone
  • 9
Get free cinema tickets for friend and I
See movie twice
Get free cinema tickets for friend and I
See movie twice
Forever Alone
  • 4

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