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my mama taught me never to throw the first punch

but you can bet your sweet ass i will throw the last one

my mama taught me never to throw the first punch

but you can bet your sweet ass i will throw the last one

Shelley Bo Delly

1

cant afford a vacation

just gonna drink till i dont know where i am

cant afford a vacation

just gonna drink till i dont know where i am

Shelley Bo Delly

1

i do random gravity checks

i do random gravity checks

Shelley Bo Delly

1

i am too sober to deal with you

i am too sober to deal with you

Shelley Bo Delly

1

i have upped my attitude

i have upped my attitude

Shelley Bo Delly

1

i dont have a bucket list

but my fucket list is a mile long

i dont have a bucket list

but my fucket list is a mile long

Shelley Bo Delly

1

i danced like no one was watching

now my court date is pending

i danced like no one was watching

now my court date is pending

Shelley Bo Delly

1

if you are gonna be a smartass be smart

otherwise you are just an ass

if you are gonna be a smartass be smart

otherwise you are just an ass

Shelley Bo Delly

1

some people are like trees

they take forever to grow up

some people are like trees

they take forever to grow up

Shelley Bo Delly

1

My head says go to the gym

my heart says drink wine

My head says go to the gym

my heart says drink wine

Shelley Bo Delly

1

i love the sound you make

i love the sound you make

Shelley Bo Delly

1

im not actually funny

im just really mean and people think im joking

im not actually funny

im just really mean and people think im joking

Shelley Bo Delly

1

i dont need to walk a mile in your shoes

i can see youre a train wreck from over here

i dont need to walk a mile in your shoes

i can see youre a train wreck from over here

Shelley Bo Delly

1

You know who wears sunglasses inside

blind people and assholes

You know who wears sunglasses inside

blind people and assholes

Shelley Bo Delly

1

Then get over it

Then get over it

Shelley Bo Delly

1

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