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Lighthead

she wanted to go back to college

funeral expenses are cheaper

she wanted to go back to college

funeral expenses are cheaper

Vengeance Dad

33

she said the spark in our relationship was gone

SO I LIT THE HOUSE ON FIRE

she said the spark in our relationship was gone

SO I LIT THE HOUSE ON FIRE

Vengeance Dad

29

SHE FORGOT TO CUT MY CRUSTS OFF

SO I FORGOT HOW TO MAKE IT PAINLESS

SHE FORGOT TO CUT MY CRUSTS OFF

SO I FORGOT HOW TO MAKE IT PAINLESS

Vengeance Dad

28

Quick Math question:

What's 4 minus 3?

Quick Math question:

What's 4 minus 3?

Vengeance Dad

29

They had 'moves like jagger'

now they don't move at all

They had 'moves like jagger'

now they don't move at all

Vengeance Dad

29

They said "cool story, Bro."

I said "cool funeral, guys."

They said "cool story, Bro."

I said "cool funeral, guys."

Vengeance Dad

32

They wanted me to work a second job so that i could feed them

i fed them to a wood chipper

They wanted me to work a second job so that i could feed them

i fed them to a wood chipper

Vengeance Dad

28

They pissed on the toilet seat

I pissed on their graves

They pissed on the toilet seat

I pissed on their graves

Vengeance Dad

30

Mommy woke them up for school

Daddy put them all to sleep

Mommy woke them up for school

Daddy put them all to sleep

Vengeance Dad

50

She spilled her milk

I spilled her guts

She spilled her milk

I spilled her guts

Vengeance Dad

30

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