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why did a prisoner in danger of getting raped miss the shower

he was too busy getting raped in his cell

knock knock

go away i'm busy!

what do you think when you see a muslim on a plane?

it's really unrealistic that there will be a hijack of the plane. but if there will be, high possibilities are that he will do it based on the terrorist acts of extreme muslim organisation al-quaida.

what did a blonde say when she was asked the magnitude of pi?

3,14 on two decimal accuracy

because i wanted to get to the other side

a man walks into a bar of metal

HE WASN'T HURT BECAUSE OF LOW SITUATIONAL SPEED

a man walks into a bar...

of metal

what do you call a woman with very little clothes on

a whore

in soviet russia

is democracy nowdays

being partying

like it's 1999

i hate when cds skip in portable cd players

so i bought a mp3 player

have you guys heard of

low carb -diets

you can cheat with your homework

with google translate

i have an internet connection now

dial-up

hey guys

you can upvote your own meme