AvengedSe7enX

DEVOTED CHRISTIAN

DOESN'T GET RAPTURED

HASN'T HAD A GIRLFRIEND IN 35 YEARS

30 YEARS OLD

gets kidnapped in paris

dad doesn't give a shit

TAKES shit in woods

ACCIDENTALLY wipes with bear cub

the real slim shady

doesn't stand up

born

parents never show up

Misspells "their"

Actual nazis kill him

i told him i found a breast lump

he said tits or gtfo!

IF you Tickle the roof of your mouth

You're gonna have a bad time

has good luck for once

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Not sure if wrong meme

Or shits

Helps old lady across the street

Gets run Over

Takes drivers teSt

Arrested for harboriNg a fugitive

SuccessfullY RobS a bank

Sperm bank

Bends down to pick up pen

Falls, pen goEs up dick hole