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do drinking and smoking make me look cool?
the answer is yes.
do drinking and smoking make me look cool?
the answer is yes.
Futurama - Bender Bending Rodriguez
  • 4
take a drink, and you'll sink, to a state of pure inebriation.
you'll be tanked like the whole irish nation.
take a drink, and you'll sink, to a state of pure inebriation.
you'll be tanked like the whole irish nation.
Willy Wonka
  • 1
You can't choose your father, but you can choose your father figure.
i chose my mother. that set me back a bit.
You can't choose your father, but you can choose your father figure.
i chose my mother. that set me back a bit.
Futurama - Bender Bending Rodriguez
  • 1
am i the only one around here
who doesn't use hash-tags?
am i the only one around here
who doesn't use hash-tags?
am i the only one around here
  • 1
do i use hash-tags?
no. i have a life beyond the internet.
do i use hash-tags?
no. i have a life beyond the internet.
Futurama - Bender Bending Rodriguez
  • 3
if you aren't good at talking to girls, get to know em on the internet,
like fat people do.
if you aren't good at talking to girls, get to know em on the internet,
like fat people do.
Futurama - Bender Bending Rodriguez
  • 1
you made me go on a soul-searching journey to find myself.
i hate those!
you made me go on a soul-searching journey to find myself.
i hate those!
Futurama - Bender Bending Rodriguez
  • 1
you precognisent bastard!
you precognisent bastard!
Futurama - Bender Bending Rodriguez
  • 1
not sure if she's in pain
or just having an orgasm...
not sure if she's in pain
or just having an orgasm...
Futurama Fry
  • 2
why did your wife leave you for a cripple?
aliens!
why did your wife leave you for a cripple?
aliens!
Ancient Aliens
  • 1
next time the popular girl calls you fat say,
"i'd be skinny too if all I ate was pussy, like you!"
next time the popular girl calls you fat say,
"i'd be skinny too if all I ate was pussy, like you!"
Futurama - Bender Bending Rodriguez
  • 2
next time tha popular girl call you fat say,
"i'd be skinny too, if all I ate was pussy, like you!"
next time tha popular girl call you fat say,
"i'd be skinny too, if all I ate was pussy, like you!"
Futurama - Bender Bending Rodriguez
  • 2
do drinking and smoking make me cool?
the answer is yes.
do drinking and smoking make me cool?
the answer is yes.
Futurama - Bender Bending Rodriguez
  • 3
give me all your money!
and a box of snicker-doodles!
give me all your money!
and a box of snicker-doodles!
Futurama - Bender Bending Rodriguez
  • 1
life is about decisions.
make the wrong one and you end up face down in a pool of your own blood and urine.
life is about decisions.
make the wrong one and you end up face down in a pool of your own blood and urine.
Futurama - Bender Bending Rodriguez
  • 3

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