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You walk downtown?
Tell me how you always look where you're going and never get in any drivers way.
You walk downtown?
Tell me how you always look where you're going and never get in any drivers way.
Willy Wonka
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Oh? You hang downtown because you're unique?
Please, tell me about how much more unique you are than the rest of the unique kids down there.
Oh? You hang downtown because you're unique?
Please, tell me about how much more unique you are than the rest of the unique kids down there.
Willy Wonka
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I'll shoot my proton torpedo
Into your thermal exhaust port
I'll shoot my proton torpedo
Into your thermal exhaust port
Rape Ewok
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That hitman made a lot of money
In fact, he made a killing.
That hitman made a lot of money
In fact, he made a killing.
Lame Pun Coon
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Did you hear about the Hitman who became rich?
With his job, he made a killing.
Did you hear about the Hitman who became rich?
With his job, he made a killing.
Lame Pun Coon
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This little guy with a beard and a pointy hat was mining ore today.
I wanted him to stop and said "Gnome ore for you"
This little guy with a beard and a pointy hat was mining ore today.
I wanted him to stop and said "Gnome ore for you"
Lame Pun Coon
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This halloween I think I shall hold a patriotic event
I'll call it "Red, white and boo!"
This halloween I think I shall hold a patriotic event
I'll call it "Red, white and boo!"
Lame Pun Coon
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This guy got a job to protect Eden.
I guess he's guardin' the garden.
This guy got a job to protect Eden.
I guess he's guardin' the garden.
Lame Pun Coon
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We have Ben Franklin to thank for electricity
It was a shocking discovery
We have Ben Franklin to thank for electricity
It was a shocking discovery
Lame Pun Coon
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I love cute cashiers
They always check me out
I love cute cashiers
They always check me out
Lame Pun Coon
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What was the last thing Jesus said to Judas?
"You better not cross me"
What was the last thing Jesus said to Judas?
"You better not cross me"
Lame Pun Coon
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My mommy took my teddy away today.
I couldn't bear it.
My mommy took my teddy away today.
I couldn't bear it.
Lame Pun Coon
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I saw the laziest jungle cat today
He was just lion around
I saw the laziest jungle cat today
He was just lion around
Lame Pun Coon
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A photosensitve friend just died
I just told him to lighten up
A photosensitve friend just died
I just told him to lighten up
Lame Pun Coon
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Why was the ghetto postmaster so rich?
Because he was a master of blackmail
Why was the ghetto postmaster so rich?
Because he was a master of blackmail
Lame Pun Coon
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