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Oppress, Brainwash, Burn for millenia

"We'Re a religion of Peace now"

Oppress, Brainwash, Burn for millenia

"We'Re a religion of Peace now"

Advice God

5

made entire universe

conveniently left out any evidence it was me. force people to believe it anyway or go to hell.

made entire universe

conveniently left out any evidence it was me. force people to believe it anyway or go to hell.

Advice God

24

day 1: make light and darkness

make stars and suns 3 days later

day 1: make light and darkness

make stars and suns 3 days later

Advice God

16

Can't find an EXPLANATION?

There's a religion for that

Can't find an EXPLANATION?

There's a religion for that

Advice God

22

i only created islam

to outlaw shitty paintings of me

i only created islam

to outlaw shitty paintings of me

Advice God

20

*But if you don't obey me, straight to hell

*But if you don't obey me, straight to hell

Advice God

32

All-knowing, allmighty god

needs lamb-blood-signs above the doors of jews so he does not kill the wrong folks by accident

All-knowing, allmighty god

needs lamb-blood-signs above the doors of jews so he does not kill the wrong folks by accident

Advice God

44

takes one day to make 110 billion Galaxies

takes 5 days to make a pale blue dot.

takes one day to make 110 billion Galaxies

takes 5 days to make a pale blue dot.

Advice God

25

murder is a sin!

except when i do it

murder is a sin!

except when i do it

Advice God

31

strikes down everyone for trying to build a tower to the heavens

lets humanity go into space without any consequences

strikes down everyone for trying to build a tower to the heavens

lets humanity go into space without any consequences

Advice God

6

i love all my children

*some restrictions may apply

i love all my children

*some restrictions may apply

Advice God

37

creates entire universe from nothing

borrows adams rib to make eve

creates entire universe from nothing

borrows adams rib to make eve

Advice God

34

Makes Birds and the beasts

Thinks it would be fun if they ate each other

Makes Birds and the beasts

Thinks it would be fun if they ate each other

Advice God

30

all-loving and all-knowing

no, i can't *just* tell you the cure for cancer, Alzheimer's, or aids

all-loving and all-knowing

no, i can't *just* tell you the cure for cancer, Alzheimer's, or aids

Advice God

11

only send signs during period of no technology

only send signs during period of no technology

Advice God

5

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