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did you hear about the cannibal who was late for the meal?
he got the cold shoulder!
did you hear about the cannibal who was late for the meal?
he got the cold shoulder!
Lame Pun Coon
  • 57
So your little book says that women can "shut that whole thing down?"
All of my little books say you are a jackass.
So your little book says that women can "shut that whole thing down?"
All of my little books say you are a jackass.
Chemistry Cat
  • 1
just wanted to let you know...
i just dumped 5lbs of shit in your backyard you need to clean up!
just wanted to let you know...
i just dumped 5lbs of shit in your backyard you need to clean up!
Cool Dog
  • 18
my huge black
limousine driver called in sick today
my huge black
limousine driver called in sick today
Successful Black Man
  • 20
Just raped by random guy While walking home
Wasn't legitimate
Just raped by random guy While walking home
Wasn't legitimate
First World Problems
  • 12
in 2001:space odyssey
if you take the name 'hal' and shift each letter forward by one, you get 'ibm'
in 2001:space odyssey
if you take the name 'hal' and shift each letter forward by one, you get 'ibm'
Sudden Realization Ralph
  • 40
i shall cease this planet, AND HEAT A SOLID SUBSANCE TO THE POINT OF LIQUIDITY.
I percieve the condition of being unlike, AND IT IS IMPROVING ALL THE WHILE
i shall cease this planet, AND HEAT A SOLID SUBSANCE TO THE POINT OF LIQUIDITY.
I percieve the condition of being unlike, AND IT IS IMPROVING ALL THE WHILE
Joseph Ducreux
  • 2
IT DOTH REQUIRE A DUO TO ENABLE AN ENTITY TO PROCEED CORRECTLY
CONVERSELY IT REQUIRES A DUO TO ENABLE A SITUATION TO BE IMPERCEPTIBLE TO THE EYE
IT DOTH REQUIRE A DUO TO ENABLE AN ENTITY TO PROCEED CORRECTLY
CONVERSELY IT REQUIRES A DUO TO ENABLE A SITUATION TO BE IMPERCEPTIBLE TO THE EYE
Joseph Ducreux
  • 3
don't 'russian' to stalingrad
before you know it your supply lines are too thin and winter sets in!
don't 'russian' to stalingrad
before you know it your supply lines are too thin and winter sets in!
Advice Hitler
  • 8
why do seagulls fly over the sea?
because if they flew over the bay they'd be bagels!
why do seagulls fly over the sea?
because if they flew over the bay they'd be bagels!
Lame Pun Coon
  • 31
what did the potato chip say to the battery?
i'm free to lay if you're ever ready!
what did the potato chip say to the battery?
i'm free to lay if you're ever ready!
Lame Pun Coon
  • 9
want sex but don't want a pregnacy?
try legitimate rape!
want sex but don't want a pregnacy?
try legitimate rape!
Stalin Says
  • 4

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