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the hand of the dial is on the VII as I rise from my slumber to greet the day
forsooth it behooves me to cleanse myself, after which I expect to journey to the lower level of my abode
the hand of the dial is on the VII as I rise from my slumber to greet the day
forsooth it behooves me to cleanse myself, after which I expect to journey to the lower level of my abode
Joseph Ducreux
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nobody is sadder about ambassador bump-in-the-road than I am
but instead of sending his family flowers, use that money to donate to my campaign
nobody is sadder about ambassador bump-in-the-road than I am
but instead of sending his family flowers, use that money to donate to my campaign
Obama You Mad
  • 0
your husband died?
dump his body in a trash bin and send the funeral money to my campaign!
your husband died?
dump his body in a trash bin and send the funeral money to my campaign!
Obama You Mad
  • 8
abort your baby
then sell your baby shower gifts to get money to donate to my campaign!
abort your baby
then sell your baby shower gifts to get money to donate to my campaign!
Obama You Mad
  • 5
I have an idea! Abort your baby..
then sell your baby shower gifts to donate money to my campaign!
I have an idea! Abort your baby..
then sell your baby shower gifts to donate money to my campaign!
Obama You Mad
  • 0
i don't always give my daughter $18,000 for birth control
but when i do, it's because she's boinking chuck norris
i don't always give my daughter $18,000 for birth control
but when i do, it's because she's boinking chuck norris
The Most Interesting Man In The World
  • 1
types a document
presses return at the end of each line
types a document
presses return at the end of each line
Technologically Impaired Duck
  • 2
need $18,000 for birth control
a year's worth of gold-plated ribbed electronic orgasm-sensing vibrating condoms don't grow on trees
need $18,000 for birth control
a year's worth of gold-plated ribbed electronic orgasm-sensing vibrating condoms don't grow on trees
First World Problems
  • 1
fake birth certificates only $10
(for use with the media only - nobody else is brainwashed enough to believe it's real)
fake birth certificates only $10
(for use with the media only - nobody else is brainwashed enough to believe it's real)
Shamwow Guy
  • 3
I say, may I inquire as to identify the chap
who took it upon himself to release the canines?
I say, may I inquire as to identify the chap
who took it upon himself to release the canines?
Joseph Ducreux
  • 4
appease the muslims with a token of good will
send each of them a free quran bound in genuine pigskin leather
appease the muslims with a token of good will
send each of them a free quran bound in genuine pigskin leather
Angry Muslim Guy
  • 0
what if I told you the way to fight islamic terrorism is to mock mohammed
more mercilessly every time they threaten us? What are they going to do? find us all?
what if I told you the way to fight islamic terrorism is to mock mohammed
more mercilessly every time they threaten us? What are they going to do? find us all?
Matrix Morpheus
  • 1
Come see the peaceful nuclear power generators
we plan to use to destroy israel
Come see the peaceful nuclear power generators
we plan to use to destroy israel
Irans President
  • 2
I don't always mock mohammed
but when I do, it's because a bunch of goat-fucking neanderthals threatened to hurt me if I did
I don't always mock mohammed
but when I do, it's because a bunch of goat-fucking neanderthals threatened to hurt me if I did
The Most Interesting Man In The World
  • 1
in soviet russia
marilyn monroe owns paintings of gay people
in soviet russia
marilyn monroe owns paintings of gay people
In Soviet Russia
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