swagnum

Why ask her out

when you can tell her

Playing ocarina of time

dies against gohma

Wow, you're already at level 37, wouldn't it be a shame if somebody...

... Started crying?

If a tree falls on a woman in the forest

what was the forest doing in the kitchen?

Alaska

is american canada

Oh, so you think Obama is the best president ever?

George Washington, abraham Lincoln, JFK, Franklin Roosevelt, Thomas Jefferson Harry S Truman, Woodrow Wilson, Dwight D. Eisenhower, and Andrew Jackson cry in their graves every time you say that

Yo obama, Imma let you finish

but george washington and the other 42 presidents that came after are the best presidents of all time

I will donate $1 to cancer research

every time you like this

religion preaches intolerance

this cannot be tolerated

spends years saving up money to open his pottery shop...

...in hyrule

one does not simply

give a handjob like this

this water temple

must have been designed by a jew

it would appear the ladies still haven't realized

that i'm not the only male in hyrule

it seems everybody always wants to steal your heart

thankfully i'm already at 20