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Not sure if sound of dying cat in a blender
or a one direction song
Not sure if sound of dying cat in a blender
or a one direction song
Futurama Fry
  • 125
atoms and particles behave in probabilistic ways, but our mind is made of atoms and paricles...
how can free will exist?
atoms and particles behave in probabilistic ways, but our mind is made of atoms and paricles...
how can free will exist?
Philosoraptor
  • 1
If a quiz iz quizzical
What does that make a test?
If a quiz iz quizzical
What does that make a test?
Philosoraptor
  • 7
IN NYC, you can't buy a 20 ounce Soda
But you can buy a 40 ounce bEER?
IN NYC, you can't buy a 20 ounce Soda
But you can buy a 40 ounce bEER?
Philosoraptor
  • 8
IF FED-EX AND UPS MERGED
WOULD THE NEW COMPANY BE CALLED FED-UP?
IF FED-EX AND UPS MERGED
WOULD THE NEW COMPANY BE CALLED FED-UP?
Philosoraptor
  • 26
If guns don't kill people; people kill people
Does that mean toasters don't toast toast; toast toasts toast ?
If guns don't kill people; people kill people
Does that mean toasters don't toast toast; toast toasts toast ?
Philosoraptor
  • 15
when you hang upside down
is it still throwing up
when you hang upside down
is it still throwing up
Philosoraptor
  • 25
IF banning all guns will stop evil
then why didn't banning bad drugs stop addiction?
IF banning all guns will stop evil
then why didn't banning bad drugs stop addiction?
Philosoraptor
  • 38
if you set out to fail and you succeed
did you fail, or succeed?
if you set out to fail and you succeed
did you fail, or succeed?
Philosoraptor
  • 15
If our guns aren't a threat to the government
WHy do they want to take them away?
If our guns aren't a threat to the government
WHy do they want to take them away?
Philosoraptor
  • 26
WHAT WAS THE BEST THING
BEFORE SLICED BREAD?
WHAT WAS THE BEST THING
BEFORE SLICED BREAD?
Philosoraptor
  • 38
goes into your room without knocking
leaves the door open
goes into your room without knocking
leaves the door open
Scumbag Steve
  • 3
STARTS SHIFT AT 9 o'clock
calls at 9:45 to say he cant make it
STARTS SHIFT AT 9 o'clock
calls at 9:45 to say he cant make it
Scumbag Steve
  • 2
if i punch myself and it hurts
does it mean im really strong or really weak?
if i punch myself and it hurts
does it mean im really strong or really weak?
Philosoraptor
  • 74

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