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the children were nestled all snug in their beds
i laid on their faces to suffocate them dead
the children were nestled all snug in their beds
i laid on their faces to suffocate them dead
Grumpy Cat
  • 44
down the chimney saint nicholas came with a bound
to die on the spikes I installed on the ground
down the chimney saint nicholas came with a bound
to die on the spikes I installed on the ground
Grumpy Cat
  • 201
all i want for christmas is you
to stop breathing
all i want for christmas is you
to stop breathing
Grumpy Cat
  • 43
My Chilled beverage induces the gents to my pastures
They insist its quality exceeds any attempt on your behalf
My Chilled beverage induces the gents to my pastures
They insist its quality exceeds any attempt on your behalf
Joseph Ducreux
  • 22
Teaches dog to play dead
dog dies
Teaches dog to play dead
dog dies
Bad Luck Brian
  • 132
yes, this is dog
I can play quarterback for the Jets
yes, this is dog
I can play quarterback for the Jets
Yes, this is dog!
  • 2
This is how big
my b-hole was after prison
This is how big
my b-hole was after prison
One Does Not Simply
  • 22
i murdered both of our families
now we can spend the holidays just with each other
i murdered both of our families
now we can spend the holidays just with each other
Overly Attached Girlfriend 2
  • 39
contraception?
you mean the ol' pull and pray?
contraception?
you mean the ol' pull and pray?
overly manlyman
  • 19
yo dawg i heard you like batman
so i killed your parents
yo dawg i heard you like batman
so i killed your parents
Yo Dawg
  • 20
so you want to go to school for philosophy?
you must be quite the intellectual
so you want to go to school for philosophy?
you must be quite the intellectual
Willy Wonka
  • 23
Not sure if i should hate the mainstream
or like it, because hating it is too mainstream
Not sure if i should hate the mainstream
or like it, because hating it is too mainstream
Futurama Fry
  • 23
what if i told you
that i dont want to save 15% or more on car insurance
what if i told you
that i dont want to save 15% or more on car insurance
What If I Told You
  • 30
partying hard..
alone
partying hard..
alone
Forever Alone
  • 104
HOw do you fit 100 jews into a VW?
2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 96 in the ashtray
HOw do you fit 100 jews into a VW?
2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 96 in the ashtray
Advice Hitler
  • 53

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