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jackflush

i can't remember some parts from last night

so i'm going to fill in the blanks with scenarios that paint you in a negative light

i can't remember some parts from last night

so i'm going to fill in the blanks with scenarios that paint you in a negative light

Scumbag Brain

1

the temperature hath risen

thus, remove thy garments

the temperature hath risen

thus, remove thy garments

Joseph Ducreux

2

travels when he graduates school

travels when he graduates school

Bad Luck Brian

1

as meme on facebook

as meme on facebook

Bad Luck Brian

1

travels when he finishes school

travels when he finishes school

Bad Luck Brian

1

leaves tooth under his pillow for the tooth fairy

wakes up with no teeth

leaves tooth under his pillow for the tooth fairy

wakes up with no teeth

Bad Luck Brian

1

promises to be thinner this time next week

looks forward to eating her own words

promises to be thinner this time next week

looks forward to eating her own words

Fat Girl

83

Knows you're waiting for an important call

calls you for no apparent reason

Knows you're waiting for an important call

calls you for no apparent reason

Scumbag Steve

1

GOES TO THE TOILET AT THE CINEMA

DUCKS UNDER THE SCREEN ON HIS WAY PAST

GOES TO THE TOILET AT THE CINEMA

DUCKS UNDER THE SCREEN ON HIS WAY PAST

Good Guy Greg

9

i got a mould of my boyfriend's cock

they sent me the wrong one

i got a mould of my boyfriend's cock

they sent me the wrong one

First World Problems

1

there's ice on my windshield

i have to scrape it to get to my $100,00 a year job

there's ice on my windshield

i have to scrape it to get to my $100,00 a year job

First World Problems

1

i can't walk down the street

without the homeless asking me for change

i can't walk down the street

without the homeless asking me for change

First World Problems

1

Wants to masturbate

Hand is too cold

Wants to masturbate

Hand is too cold

First World Problems

33

one does not simply

know what she meant when she said that

one does not simply

know what she meant when she said that

One Does Not Simply

1

Oh, you're pretending not to hear what i said?

well my point remains

Oh, you're pretending not to hear what i said?

well my point remains

Willy Wonka

1

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