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Receives complex multi-question carefully written email concerning time sensitive and crucial departmental business
Reads 2 sentences then partially answers first question before leaving country on personal book tour
Receives complex multi-question carefully written email concerning time sensitive and crucial departmental business
Reads 2 sentences then partially answers first question before leaving country on personal book tour
1889 [10] guy
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Receives complex multi-question, carefully written email concerning important and time sensitive departmental business
Reads first two sentences then partially answers first question befor leaving country on personal book tour
Receives complex multi-question, carefully written email concerning important and time sensitive departmental business
Reads first two sentences then partially answers first question befor leaving country on personal book tour
1889 [10] guy
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Needs quarters for laundry and parking meters
takes them from the student gumball machine
Needs quarters for laundry and parking meters
takes them from the student gumball machine
1889 [10] guy
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notices attractive female student in class dressed in fine clothes
certain she was dressed for him
notices attractive female student in class dressed in fine clothes
certain she was dressed for him
1889 [10] guy
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receives urgent message from junior member of faculty regarding student in crisis
provides an answer which is merely a reformulation of the original question
receives urgent message from junior member of faculty regarding student in crisis
provides an answer which is merely a reformulation of the original question
1889 [10] guy
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Professor Persimore: Holder of advanced academic degrees, writer of numerous books and lectures, man of knowledge and culture
doesn't understand email
Professor Persimore: Holder of advanced academic degrees, writer of numerous books and lectures, man of knowledge and culture
doesn't understand email
1889 [10] guy
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came to my office asking if I knew the phone number for the bookstore
knows nothing about the Internet
came to my office asking if I knew the phone number for the bookstore
knows nothing about the Internet
1889 [10] guy
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Yo Dawg, I heard you were dealing drugs in philly
so I camouflagued your car with pieces of trash and litter so you won't be seen.
Yo Dawg, I heard you were dealing drugs in philly
so I camouflagued your car with pieces of trash and litter so you won't be seen.
Yo Dawg
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Sent email asking to post cancelation notice on classroom door
didn't say which room
Sent email asking to post cancelation notice on classroom door
didn't say which room
1889 [10] guy
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address in philadelphia in 1985:
6222 Osage Avenue
address in philadelphia in 1985:
6222 Osage Avenue
Disaster Girl
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you're telling me
You *want* to go to philadelphia?
you're telling me
You *want* to go to philadelphia?
Picard Wtf
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My advice if you're moving to philadelphia,
Kill yourself
My advice if you're moving to philadelphia,
Kill yourself
Grammar Guy
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oh, you've decided to move to philadelphia?
tell me again about your lobotomy.
oh, you've decided to move to philadelphia?
tell me again about your lobotomy.
Willy Wonka
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You decided to move TO PHILADELPHIA?
Tell me again about your lobotomy.
You decided to move TO PHILADELPHIA?
Tell me again about your lobotomy.
Willy Wonka
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And he was like, let's get wasted!
AND I WAS LIKE, DO YOU THINK THIS IS PHILADELPHIA?
And he was like, let's get wasted!
AND I WAS LIKE, DO YOU THINK THIS IS PHILADELPHIA?
Annoying Facebook Girl
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