Mexican Batman

Fappy valentines day

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أمك عاهرة أنت ابن لالأحمق

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sits on right hand until it goes numb, then starts fapping

handjob

On your mark. get set.

no.

Worst. Apocalypse.

EVER.

one does not simply

copy another meme.

I don't always get in the shower when its still cold

but when i do, i instantly turn up the heat and burn myself

mom gets paid today

We eatin Ramen tonight!!

You know what rhymes witH rape, Jackie?

Rape Jackie.

prepare yourself

massive diarreha

MUM SAID

WE CAN HAVE A SLEEPOVER!!

dude i'm like

the opposite of sweating right now

i got an abortion today

today was a good day