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Government shuts down

America doesn't explode

Government shuts down

America doesn't explode

Success Kid

0

You know why Congress shut down?

You know why Congress shut down?

Ancient Aliens

0

If Hockey is your religion,

Then what's your sport?

If Hockey is your religion,

Then what's your sport?

Philosoraptor

0

It has come to my attention that

thou may not have much expirience

It has come to my attention that

thou may not have much expirience

Joseph Ducreux

1

Says he doesn't like living in the US

Has the biggest fireworks on the 4th of july

Says he doesn't like living in the US

Has the biggest fireworks on the 4th of july

Scumbag Steve

1

Thine and I, wench are but mere mammals

so let us fornicate like they fornicate out in the forest

Thine and I, wench are but mere mammals

so let us fornicate like they fornicate out in the forest

Joseph Ducreux

0

Thy roof, thy roof, thy roof has caught fire

We hath no need for water, let the defiler of mothers burn

Thy roof, thy roof, thy roof has caught fire

We hath no need for water, let the defiler of mothers burn

Joseph Ducreux

0

The Temperature hath risen in your obode

it would be wise to undress

The Temperature hath risen in your obode

it would be wise to undress

Joseph Ducreux

1

What's the best thing about babies learning to crawl?

They're already in the right position

What's the best thing about babies learning to crawl?

They're already in the right position

Pedobear

1

Doesn't know proper grammar

Doesn't know proper grammar

Scumbag Steve

0

If a mind is a terrible thing to waste

then why don't more people use theirs?

If a mind is a terrible thing to waste

then why don't more people use theirs?

Philosoraptor

1

Hey I just met you and this is crazy

but i'm already pregnant with your baby

Hey I just met you and this is crazy

but i'm already pregnant with your baby

Overly Attached Girlfriend 2

63

I love talking to you on the internet

And watching you sleep when you get off

I love talking to you on the internet

And watching you sleep when you get off

Overly Attached Girlfriend 2

1

You don't like reality TV cause it's scripted?

You should try real life

You don't like reality TV cause it's scripted?

You should try real life

Willy Wonka

1

Daddy got fired

so did his boss

Daddy got fired

so did his boss

Disaster Girl

0

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