amos.parker

death and taxes

are just evitable

stopped the sun from rising

didn't burn his hands

he got in a staring contest with the man in the moon

guess who won?

does own brain surgery

in alternate reality where he ever requires aid

visited the matrix

made the jump on the first try

the one ring

could've worn it the whole trip, bitch slapped all nine ringwraiths, eaten Shelob for breakfast, thrown it easily into the fires of mount doom, kicked sauron's ass with both hands and one leg tied behind his back... and then married arwen and never left her because he's immortal. but his awesomeness made gandalf insecure so Gandalf didn't ask him.