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if congress love gridlock so much
why congress not marry it?
if congress love gridlock so much
why congress not marry it?
Philosoraptor
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If automatic transmissions have "drive"
why they not play golf and get holes in one every time automatically?
If automatic transmissions have "drive"
why they not play golf and get holes in one every time automatically?
Philosoraptor
  • 1
if pizza "the shit"
what is it when pooped out?
if pizza "the shit"
what is it when pooped out?
Philosoraptor
  • 1
if lemons sour
why not use them to patch kids?
if lemons sour
why not use them to patch kids?
Philosoraptor
  • 1
if dark souls so hard
did it take viagra?
if dark souls so hard
did it take viagra?
Philosoraptor
  • 1
if they called cell phones
why we must buy them?
if they called cell phones
why we must buy them?
Philosoraptor
  • 1
if stork delivers babies
what sperm and eggs for?
if stork delivers babies
what sperm and eggs for?
Philosoraptor
  • 1
I dare you to
tweak my nipples
I dare you to
tweak my nipples
overly manly man
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sees you looking at that cigarette he's smoking which is his last
Offers it to you
sees you looking at that cigarette he's smoking which is his last
Offers it to you
Good Guy Greg
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You tell him to keep it under his hat
that's when he chooses to take his stupid backward hat off
You tell him to keep it under his hat
that's when he chooses to take his stupid backward hat off
Scumbag Steve
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Not sure if Y U No really downtrodden
or if he just forget he white
Not sure if Y U No really downtrodden
or if he just forget he white
Futurama Fry
  • 1
where'd my lice go!
I lost my lice!
where'd my lice go!
I lost my lice!
Fry Panic
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hey y u no
y u no like me?
hey y u no
y u no like me?
Trollface
  • 0
take my shorts with grey poupon mustard
and devour them most vigorously
take my shorts with grey poupon mustard
and devour them most vigorously
Joseph Ducreux
  • 1
leave your domicile with men of metal helmets and gloves
and remain awake all night to discover good fortune
leave your domicile with men of metal helmets and gloves
and remain awake all night to discover good fortune
Joseph Ducreux
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