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um, yeah. if you could let me win our fantasy football league this year...
that'd be great.
um, yeah. if you could let me win our fantasy football league this year...
that'd be great.
That would be great
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um, yeah. if you could just kill me with my tie...
that'd be great.
um, yeah. if you could just kill me with my tie...
that'd be great.
That would be great
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um, yeah. if you could just tell me the meaning of life...
that'd be great.
um, yeah. if you could just tell me the meaning of life...
that'd be great.
That would be great
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um, yeah. if you could just pour some rum in my coffee to help me get through another day in this Hellish office space...
that'd be great.
um, yeah. if you could just pour some rum in my coffee to help me get through another day in this Hellish office space...
that'd be great.
That would be great
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"Girl" named amy was in a bestselling suspense novel
aaaand she's "gone"
"Girl" named amy was in a bestselling suspense novel
aaaand she's "gone"
south park aand it's gone
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kenny's still alive
aaaand he's gone
kenny's still alive
aaaand he's gone
south park aand it's gone
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can't tell if hair always imprisoned in this color
or if orange is the new black
can't tell if hair always imprisoned in this color
or if orange is the new black
Futurama Fry
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this monastery needs spicing up!
with blackjack! and hookers!
this monastery needs spicing up!
with blackjack! and hookers!
Blackjack and hookers bender
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clean up
your own god damned mess!
clean up
your own god damned mess!
God
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if a mosquito bit my funny bone
would I scratch myself silly?
if a mosquito bit my funny bone
would I scratch myself silly?
Philosoraptor
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if raptor means "bird of pray"
why i not fly with angels?
if raptor means "bird of pray"
why i not fly with angels?
Philosoraptor
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woman in restaurant couldn't bite through steak
named it "chuck Norris"
woman in restaurant couldn't bite through steak
named it "chuck Norris"
Chuck Norris
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girl asks for date
gives her prune
girl asks for date
gives her prune
Socially Awkward Penguin
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tongue
reaches balls!
tongue
reaches balls!
Stoner Dog
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when he was born they tried to circumcise him
he chose to skinfore of them instead
when he was born they tried to circumcise him
he chose to skinfore of them instead
Chuck Norris
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