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I don't always drink beer
sometimes i put it in an iv and get my intravenous buzz on!
I don't always drink beer
sometimes i put it in an iv and get my intravenous buzz on!
The Most Interesting Man In The World
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I don't always pass gas in public, but when i do..
i can clear out disneyland in 10 mins. can you say no waiting for piraTes of the caribbean!
I don't always pass gas in public, but when i do..
i can clear out disneyland in 10 mins. can you say no waiting for piraTes of the caribbean!
The Most Interesting Man In The World
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If one of you could pull the stick out of my ass
That would be great!
If one of you could pull the stick out of my ass
That would be great!
Office Space That Would Be Great
  • 0
I once wrote a prescription for a coors light on a dare
The pharmacist said she could not read it and gave my patient a heineken - bitch!
I once wrote a prescription for a coors light on a dare
The pharmacist said she could not read it and gave my patient a heineken - bitch!
Diagnostic House
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One does not simply
Put ones finger up ones ass while farting!
One does not simply
Put ones finger up ones ass while farting!
One Does Not Simply
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I read here in the next scene Piglet that Tigger slices you up so we can have a bacon feast!
hmm... i don't think that will make it past the editor's table?
I read here in the next scene Piglet that Tigger slices you up so we can have a bacon feast!
hmm... i don't think that will make it past the editor's table?
Skeptical Pooh
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i don't always drink cognac, but when i do....
I often end up sleeping with musketeers!
i don't always drink cognac, but when i do....
I often end up sleeping with musketeers!
Joseph Ducreux
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willie says my most productive day at work was last friday!
i didn't go in to work last friday!
willie says my most productive day at work was last friday!
i didn't go in to work last friday!
Duck Dynasty - Uncle Si
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I once walked in on Umpa lumpas showering together
the horror of that site shall haunt me forever!
I once walked in on Umpa lumpas showering together
the horror of that site shall haunt me forever!
Willy Wonka
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Stupid America! They not know we perfect Iron Man Suit
They be screwed as soon as Robert Downey JR. accepts our free vacation package to pyoungyang hilton!
Stupid America! They not know we perfect Iron Man Suit
They be screwed as soon as Robert Downey JR. accepts our free vacation package to pyoungyang hilton!
Hungry Kim Jong Un
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pussy via chemistry
is science always so literal?
pussy via chemistry
is science always so literal?
Chemistry Cat
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some other bear beat me to my honey pot
what's worse is he shit in it when he was done!
some other bear beat me to my honey pot
what's worse is he shit in it when he was done!
sad bear
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One does not simply waste photon TORPEDOes on the borg
you have to nuke their asses!
One does not simply waste photon TORPEDOes on the borg
you have to nuke their asses!
Captain Picard
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good thing i remembered to bring the red solo cup on this adventure!
There's nothing like enjoying a cup of warm yellow tea while communing with nature!
good thing i remembered to bring the red solo cup on this adventure!
There's nothing like enjoying a cup of warm yellow tea while communing with nature!
Bear Grylls
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